Silly Pickup Lines
Okay, I apologize for the slow traffic. My brain has been on the verge of short-circuiting and I’m being buried under an avalanche of papers to check at work. Matters of the heart are being mean to me, so I might as well make fun of them.
Here are some really silly pickup lines.
<Guy>: I wish I could be your hair…
<Guy:> …so that I’d always be on your mind.
(Made by my brother)
Guy: Are you the cleaning lady?
Guy: …because I’m a mess without you.
Guy: Do you like mayonnaise? (or peanut butter)
Guy: ‘Coz I’m Ladies’ Choice!
Guy: Do you have a band aid?
Guy: Cause I scraped my knee…falling for you.
Guy: Did you feel that?!
Girl: Feel what?!?!
Guy: I felt something!
Guy: Oh sorry, it’s just me…
Guy: …you just rocked my world.